If I said, today was the day of Zog, and on the DAY OF ZOG we must gather Racoons from all across the plains, and sacrifice them in the mighty feast where everyone will eat the Racoon, and enjoy it in the name of Zog. All of this to celebrate The last supper of Zog, which consisted of Beaver, which is sort of like Racoon, but we don't actually want to get wet to feast for Zog...
How is this different form Thanksgiving randomly killing turkey?
I really have to ask: Why Turkey.
They look like vultures...
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