Wednesday, June 16, 2010

My Answer To Most Things

1: Is it alive?
Y: Proceed to 2
N: Proceed to 3

2: Does it need to be killed?
Y: Proceed to 4
N: Proceed to 5

3: Does it need to be hidden?
Y: Proceed to 7
N: Blow it up. (Return to 1)

4: Do Explosions Work?
Y: Blow It Up
N: Try harder. (Return to 1)

5: Is It a threat to society?
Y: Release it into the wild.
N: Blow it up. (Return to 1)

6: Did you fail at reading numbers?
Y: Go back to 1
Y: Go back to 1

7: Is everything going to be ok?
Y: Proceed to 7.
N: Acquire tinfoil hat. You will know the rest of the instructions when THEY contact you.

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